Stay strong, guys. :)

katara:

a small family could live off of my thighs for like 10 weeks

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shavingryansprivates:

a fun game to play is “guess whether the screaming children outside getting murdered or just playing” and you’re not allowed to look you have to guess blind and you have to watch the news to see if you were right

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rnemes:

im going to invent a language where the only word is “swaggie” but you say it in different octaves to communicate

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meladoodle:

i’m gonna wear a pair of hulk hands to my wedding

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multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

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gorrestfump:

is it hot in here or is it the bottom of my laptop

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

imagine if every single person in the world simultaneously said ‘mayonnaise’

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what if i just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in my mouth omg

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